So,Here's the Deal with Ninja Poems

Consider this the ultimate, on-going contest of poet hilarity. Create an off-the-cuff poem or respond to others' with lyrics of your own. Don't take yourself too seriously and just let it go! Consider it therapeutic.

I started it off with a couple of my own classics. I'm sure you guys can do better. Send an email with your poem and I'll post it if it's worthy. Oh, and try not to be too filthy! A little innuendo is fine, but keep the curse words to a minimum.

PS Your mom.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Redneck Pick-Up Lines

I came across this while stumbling the web and while this isn't technically a poem, it's still funny as hell:

"Girl, your body reminds me of a wrench, 'cause when I look at it my nuts tighten up."

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